

(Source: neverstopfightingthedemons)
when my mom was pregnant she would put a walkman up to her stomach and play cher’s greatest hits and she apologizes for it every day because she thinks that’s what made me gay
IF SOMEONE IS SCARED OF SPIDERS OR BUGS DONT FUCKING PICK ONE UP AND WALK TOWARDS THEM WITH IT YOU ARENT FUCKING FUNNY YOU’RE A GODDAMN ASSHOLE
The problem with Les Miserables is you can say it wrong and sound like a douche or you can say it right and sound like a douche
(Source: clumsycas)

*FAT ON MY BODY
*CLOTHES I WEAR
*SEX I HAVE
HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE AMOUNT OF RESPECT I DESERVE.
still fucking relevant.